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Jimmy Kimmel Isn’t Anticipating an Apology From Aaron Rodgers

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Kimmel cited Rodgers’ “Thanksgiving Day Parade-sized ego” as a part of the issue and mentioned he wasn’t anticipating an apology, however he did need to differentiate between the jokes made on “Jimmy Kimmel Reside” and flat-out lies.

“We are saying lots of issues on this present — we don’t make up lies. In actual fact, we have now a workforce of people that work very onerous to sift via the info and respected sources earlier than I make a joke, and that’s an essential distinction. A joke about somebody — even when that somebody is Donald Trump. Even an individual who lies from the minute he wakes up till the minute he’s smearing orange make-up on his MyPillow at night time — even he deserves that consideration, and we give it to him. As a result of the reality nonetheless issues, and once I do get one thing fallacious, which occurs on uncommon events, you realize what I do? I apologize for it, which is what Aaron Rodgers ought to do, which is what an honest individual would do. However I guess he received’t. If he does, you realize what I’ll do? I’ll settle for his apology and transfer on.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“However right here’s the factor: I spent years doing sports activities. I’ve seen guys like him earlier than. Aaron Rodgers has a really excessive opinion of himself. As a result of he had success on the soccer discipline, he believes himself to be a unprecedented being. He genuinely thinks that as a result of God gave him the flexibility to throw a ball, he’s smarter than everybody else. The concept his mind is simply common is unfathomable to him.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“We discovered throughout Covid in some way he is aware of extra about science than scientists. A man who went to group faculty then obtained into Cal on a soccer scholarship and didn’t graduate; somebody who by no means spent a minute finding out the human physique is an skilled within the discipline of immunology.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Aaron obtained two A’s on his report card — they have been each within the phrase ‘Aaron,’ OK?” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“They let him host ‘Jeopardy’ for 2 weeks, now he is aware of the whole lot.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley is dealing with criticism after she lately didn’t cite slavery because the main reason behind the Civil Battle. Not solely that, she’s dealing with a D in social research.” — SETH MEYERS

“Judges? Oh, no, I’m sorry. The reply we have been in search of was ‘slavery.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT